Adminisphere - where hospital managers work, reckoned to be "another planet"
Ax(e) - surgeon
Blade - Surgeon: dashing, bold, arrogant and often wrong, but never in doubt
Blood Suckers - those who take blood samples, e.g. lab techs
Bones and Groans - non-specialist general hospital
BoneHo - an off-service resident working in Orthopedics
C&T Ward - Coma ward - "cabbages and turnips"
C_nts and Runts - Maternity and Paediatrics
Captain Kangaroo - head of a paediatrics department
Freud Squad - psychiatry department
Gasser, gas passer, gas man, Gaswallah - anaesthetist
Slasher - surgeon
Short-order chef - morgue worker
Knuckledragger - orthopedist
Overpriced Carpenter - orthopedist
Orthopod - orthopedist
Flea - internal medicine doctor
Humpty-dumpty doctor - a physiatrist or rehabilitation physician; referring to verse from the popular nursery rhyme that "all the king's horses and all the king's men could not put humpty together again."
Stream team - the urology service collectively
Pecker checker / Cock Doc- urologist
Pediatron - paediatrician
Baby catcher - obstetrician
Rear Admiral - proctologist
Unclear medicine - nuclear medicine
BoneHo - off-service resident working on Orthopedic service
Osteopath - D.O., Doctor of Osteopathy--a physician licenced to practice medicine and surgery who is trained in osteopathic medicine
Hearts and Farts - unit specialising in geriatrics and cardiology
Inbreds - doctors whose parents are also doctors
Larry - Locum, as in "doing a Larry"
Raisin Farm - old person's home, geriatric ward etc (also Raisin Farmer - person who runs old persons' home)
Removal men - dept of care of elderly people
Rheumaholiday - rheumatology (considered by hard-pressed juniors to be a less busy dept)
Shadow gazer - radiologist
Sieve - a doctor who admits almost every patient he sees
Cath Jockey - A cardiologist that catheterizes every patient they see. Or one that does cardiac catherizations.
Hey, I didn't make these up. Many are not even included due to good taste.If you have been insulted by a medical proffesional speak to Alexander Harrisand find out more about clinical negligence.
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